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Book Review 5 out of 5 stars! "Phallus Impudicus.  . . . Translated, it literally meant "shamelessly phallic". And boy, did the original architects of Stinkhorn Manor go to town with that design concept." - Claude Claude's a very simple Mushroom Fae with a simple life and lowkey goals. There's nothing really grand and extravagant about him or his life and he likes it that way. . . Until the news of his absent father's death comes then everything flips on its head!  Claude inherits a manor! One that is magical and notorious for being a giant pain in the rear. Only there's a small little catch. . .Claude has to perform a ritual twice a year. A secret ritual that no one can talk about, but he must perform in order to save Stinkhorn Manor itself and all of its current residents! Did someone fail to mention to the powers that be that Claude can hardly do magic?! He needs help but where does one even begin to look for help regarding this crisis!?  "Yo...

Book Review 5 out of 5 stars! "To anyone who wants to be f***ed by tentacles. . ." - The dedication for this book! First and foremost! These books can be read as standalones, but you will get a much better reading experience if you go in order. The couple from the previous book have a continuation in this story, merely as a side arc. If you do decide to just slide into this read, you will miss out on the first couple's backstory. Book 1: " Muscles & Monsters ", it's a very good read and the first book of Ashley's I have read, and now I am addicted! "Monsters made me feel uneasy." - Reece Preparing for a triathlon is an impressive challenge to take on. What isn't impressive? Reece's swimming abilities or lack of. . . Needing help with the one part of the race he is not confident in the most, Reece hates to admit it but he could use some coaching. Only. . .the gym with a great pool and the owner's his sister's mate, has monste...